mdlunit

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

Never in my twenties did I imagine that my thirties would be so much better when it came to sex and my ability to attract men.

Update from my (mid, yikes!) 40s: ability to trap hotties in my chest hair still going strong.

↵ Reblogged from mdlunit

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch (1080 p)

I’m having a hard time dealing with all of the news so here’s an out of touch Thursday palate cleanser.

↵ Reblogged from notlikingbestgirl

jessepinwheel:

I love it when people use “shrimp” to mean “beyond the human range”. like “shrimp colors” but applied to other things. “shrimp emotions” “shrimp sounds” “shrimp morality”, as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

↵ Originally from jessepinwheel

↵ Reblogged from jambos6